Oh, to be a pygmy marmoset gently getting brushed by a toothbrush... I think that would fix all of my problems. Related: Baby Silvered Langur Monkey Born at Bronx Zoo Is So Cute People Can't Take ...

The world’s smallest monkey is called the pygmy marmoset, and it is, predictably, very tiny, just a little scoop of fur. It likes to eat the sticky resin found in tree bark, known as gum ...