Brian Blessed has told how he punched a polar bear on the `[bleep]ing' nose - to save its life. The "Gordon’s Alive" actor and explorer was asleep in his tent on a trek across the North Pole ...

A polar bear was standing on its hind legs just a few paces from me. Its nose looked like a fist-sized lump of coal. Its eyes seemed to be made from jet-black marble and they were looking straight ...

Still can't spot the bear? Take another look at the snowman in a top hat, then look to his left. The snowmen's pointed noses should help paint a path toward the polar bear. Give it another shot!

Unfortunately the ‘human boy-to-polar bear’ operation had not yet been ... His new show If I Cover My Nose You Can’t See Me debuts July 2008 at the Southbank centre in London.