No way am I showing you that pose. We're gonna be talking about pooping. The culprit, your poop position. Some sources think we've been doing it all wrong-- I mean wrong-- this whole time.

So, we’ll use things like CCTV, or we go on ‘poo watch’ where we’ll stand and watch the animals and let the keepers know who’s going where to ensure we have the right sample. So once we ...