It is on the most exalted stages that you can feel the loneliest. This, at least, was the experience of Pep Guardiola, who in his 15th season as a manager, endured his most harrowing Bernabeu ordeal.

Following the Grammys, triggered MAGAs began complaining about “Hollyweird,” although they think having two billionaire celebrities, one of whom wasn’t even elected, run the White House is perfectly ...