I was blissfully surfing through YouTube the other night when, alas, I chanced upon the face that buzz-killed my bid for escape. Mitch McConnell, whose craven Senate machinations nudged us toward our ...

‘Can I ask your reaction when you first saw the naked dance scene at the end of Saltburn?’ he enquired. Trying to avoid the question about his friend’s full-frontal nudity, the Fleabag actor tutted.

I was blissfully surfing through YouTube the other night when, alas, I chanced upon the face that buzz-killed my bid for escape.